~:Desi Jokes:~

A class teacher of primary, one day brought a camera along with her to have some group photos of the children. One student asked "Mam why did you brought that camera?" the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos, so that, and when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood, and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawyer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now”, certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now.".............................................

Teacher: If I will give 3 eggs to Irfan, 2 eggs to Mushtaq and 5 eggs to Nadia. Then what will be the total?

Student: Sir, how will you lay so many eggs in just one day?.................................

A student used to cram. Near the exam, he crammed the essay, "My Friend", but unluckily the essay, "My Father" was set instead of "My Friend". So he started his somewhat like this.

"I Have many father but Mr. Ali is my best father."LooLz.........................