Doctor & patient
Labels: Doctor - patient
Patient: Doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
Doctor: Wait a minute please.
Doctor: You only have six months to live.
Man: I can't pay the bill.
Doctor: Alright, I'll give you another six months.
Psychiatrist: What is your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!