~:Desi Jokes:~

5 friends lived in a room namely mad,brain,fool,somebody & nobody.

one day,somebody killed nobody .that time brain was in bathroom.
mad called the police

mad : is it police station???

police : yes,wats the matter?

mad : somebody killed nobody!!

police : are u mad?

mad : yes, i m mad

police : dun u have brain?

mad : brain is in the bathroom

police : U fool!

mad : no, fool is busy readin.